vancleef
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He's a Wanderer. He is not headed in any direction. -
He's lost...um...face...
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Don't dig up old graves...
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Yup. I know several artists who handle all their own distribution, marketing, tours, the whole deal. They only clear about 50K a year or so, but it's amazing how much they'd be ripped off if they fall under the spell of the entertainment industry. There was a band who audited their management company and found out the guy, in addition to many other equally heinous "expenses", was charging them 2K A MONTH for photocopies! Fucker was paying his mortgage printing out a few sheets of paper!
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I hope this is a spoof site because if you drill into a gas tank and there's a spark...
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Seriously. My IQ dropped listening to this. Strip away the propaganda from the other side and what you're still left with are two of the dumbest people occupying the numbers 1 and 2 seat in the US. My Grandfather was vaporized by an artillery shell in World War 2. THIS is what he sacrificed his life for?
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This is where I live! Traditionally a bastion of Democrats. Even this town is turning against Biden!
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I was at lunch with my Mom today (who was a teenager during the Cuban Missile Crisis) and she said, "I lived through nuclear panics in the 60s, 70s and 80s! I'm not falling for this one! It'll pass!"
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These morons are just upset because all the media attention they've enjoyed for the last two years is over! Putin pushed them off the front page!
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Say what you will about any of the past 4 administrations. Even Clinton wouldn't have let this happen. Biden is a disgrace. This country is on the ropes now. If he is re-elected, we'll be knocked out for good.
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Just trying to get started...
vancleef commented on LadySmoks's blog entry in The LadySmoks Boutique
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Those Bobbed haircuts, wide eyes and pert noses are very reminiscent of the Mad Master of Modding his own self, Kendo! You're influenced by the best!
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Nowhere near the level you folks mod to but here's my Barbarian Bimbo, Sonya of Skyrim:
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Eventually Sonya ends up in the dungeon at Castle Dour...and Sybille Stentor is hungry!
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This time it'll be Skyrim-themed. Introducing Sonya, the Barbarian Bimbo! A naive Nord Maiden ventures out into the world to seek her fortune. Unfortunately, the land of Skyrim has other plans for her...
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The Lock Vest Monster! (see what I did there?) -
Jarl Balgruff has to give the giants something to distract them from raiding the land. -
Uh-oh! Sonya's in yet another bind!
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Dark gods require gifts...
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Nope. We've had an interstate bridge collapse just one county over and they finally replaced the "bridge under a bridge" the built to prevent debris falling onto the highway. But instead, the Administration sends taxpayer dollars to Pakistan for Gender Studies. 4 Administrations from now they'll finally address this situation. It'll take two more administrations to get it going, the first one will likely only see the new "department" finally getting desks and computers. When it IS finally up and running, the costs will be at least 300% over what a competent private company would charge. Oh, and they'll build it with foreign steel, bolts and tools, all purchased at 300+% over retail. But no more mean Tweets, amiright?
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So DC Comics made its latest Superman a bisexual climate warrior and it turns out people aren't really interested in reading that sort of thing! | Not the Bee
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The...ahem..."President" is in my town today to discuss infrastructure. We also had a bridge collapse today. Coincidence?
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"My favorite Tik Tok videos are the ones where the person is doing nothing. I mean, at least squat on a cactus so we can laugh at you."
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Flatworms can literally make you their bitch!
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Golden Globes, Academy Awards, Grammies, etc. They're fucking Trade Shows. Put them in a convention center where they belong and let the people who care (the celebs and their echo chambers) attend. Keep it off TV. Unless, of course, you wany to start showing Trade Shows for plumbers and accountants too. 'Cuz that shit is just as boring. The one good thing to come out of the lockdown was celebrities losing their shit because no one was paying attention to them. And all their hackneyed and feeble attempts to get back in the public eye imploded. I remember everyone from my neighbors to professional comedians making fun of that Gal Gadot-led "Imagine" video. Even the dumb-ass sheep with no lives are mocking them. Hit your mark, say your lines and then go the fuck home and shut up. THAT'S your job!
