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Everyone wants Free Speech until they realize it's a two-way street. Then, they act all butt-hurt and run crying back to Momma.
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The Aetherial Crown: You can choose this item to craft when you complete the Lost to the Ages quest. The crown allows you to possess two standing stone powers at the same time. The second power is stored in the crown. If you put a once-a-day power into the crown, you can activate the power, unequip the crown, re-equip the crown and can cast the power again, as many times a day as you like, For maximum game breaking fun, store the Ritual Stone power in the crown. This allows you to reanimate all corpses within a 75 foot radius for 200 seconds. When the power expires, the corpses DON'T turn to ash. This means you can animate all the corpses around you, over and over again, slowly building up an undead army. So, say, clear out the first room of a dungeon and animate the dead enemies. Turn them loose on the enemies in the next room, reanimate your original zombies and the new ones, go on to the next room, rinse and repeat. By the time you reach the boss chamber, you won't have to lift a finger to eliminate him. It will even animate giants and mammoths. Imagine leading that army across Skyrim! You can become the Necromancer King of Skyrim. Mannimarco himself will look like a little bitch in comparison. I discovered this by accident running a 40+ level Destruction Mage. I entered a Falmer cave and cast a Master level destruction spell that killed all the enemies in the first room. I used the ritual power and much to my surprise, other dead Falmer started coming up to me from other rooms and levels that were affected by the (unknown to me at the time) huge radius of the spell. By the time I reached the next cell, however, the Ritual effect had expired. I wondered if the Ritual Power could be recast by the equipping/unequipping trick. Much to my surprise, it did. So I repeated the Master Destruction spell trick, more or less reanimated my original "army" and added a whole batch of new critters to it from this cell. Cleaned the cave out in no time at all and collected my bullshit 100 gold piece reward. Go into any royal castle, make a save and have fun with this. -
The slap is the best part. You punch someone when you want to harm them. You slap them when you want to humiliate them.
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Can I write this fucking guy off as a dependent on my taxes next year?
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In the Mage's College quest "Hitting the Books" you have a really fun way of completing the quest. If you rescue Orthorn (the dumbass who stole the books because he wanted to get in with the Cool Kidz gang of Necromancers), you can trade him for the books! I only recently learned this option because I gave up rescuing Orthorn because he would always get killed halfway through the dungeon. Instead, I waited until I had cleared the place out but recruited him before entering The Caller's lair, figuring he'd act as a distraction. Instead, there's a line of dialogue where the Caller says she needs a new experimental subject since you killed all of hers. Betray Orthorn (i.e. laugh in the dickhead's face!) and be on your way, mission accomplished!
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You can finish the first half of the Potema Awakening quest in, like, a minute. In "The Man Who Cried Wolf" you enter the cave where the Necromancers have summoned Potema. Walk out on the ledge, go into sneak mode and fire arrows up at the silhouette of the Ritual Master until she's dead. Potema's spirit escapes and you can sit and watch the fun as the Undead attack their former masters. Alternately, fire a couple of Frenzy spells (or their stronger versions) up at the top of the tower and watch the Necromancers beat the shit out of each other. Great fun
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Upton is great, Discovered him a few years ago. He has some seriously hilarious routines.
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vancleef commented on Jim_UK's gallery image in Fallout 3: New Vegas
Smoking? In this political climate? You're going to get cancelled! -
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No idea. But I like it!
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Holy shit but this is 100% FACT! Just for fun tonight I opened up an AI generator I use. I prompted "trump supporter" and "biden supporter", (lower case letters intentional as I didn't want to "influence" the generator. I generated one image each. No second chances, no edits. This is what I got: trump supporter biden supporter HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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The good news is, as a convicted felon she also can't vote. So she'll only be able to cast no more than six votes for Democratic candidates now. Her dead husband, however, will still be good for at least twelve votes.
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Oh sure but when I take my genitalia out in public, I have to register!
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Re: Milano. Calling her dumber than a box of rocks is an insult to boxed rocks.
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Wow. You showed me the photo of the model that inspired this! You got it perfect! -
Shit, they closed about a dozen stores in "Minority Neighborhoods" in my city two decades ago for this very reason. And then the lowlifes started complaining until the "New Blue City Gummint" gave them new stores. And surprise, surprise: they closed!
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Gee I guess Stalin-inspired tactics don't work so well in this country. When will they ever learn...
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I was going to post this but you beat me to it. I all but cheered when I watched the video. This Dude totally fucking outplays the Lamestream Media at their own game.
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I also remember the "Mostly peaceful protesters" rigging IEDs at police stations during the lockdown. Fuck that Third World shithole.
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I remember this. I also remember that it was the Reservation Police that rousted them. You didn't hear any talk of police brutality since it was Native Americans performing the eviction. You know if those cops were White guys, the whole focus of the story would have shifted.
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And it's just a coincidence that Germany has stationed active-duty troops in Lithuania. *cough, cough1* right next door to Poland... I knew the EU was a fucking Leftist Fascist organization but holy shit they even have the Germans under their control too? Right? Some dumb ass friend of a friend on Farcebook posted some video about all this missing money the Defense Department can't account for and I commented, "Check Zelensky's pockets and you'll find it". Suddenly this fucking idiot was completely reversing the very argument he'd just made.
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47 Ancient Nord arrows and 2 level-ups of Archery.
vancleef commented on Kendo 2's gallery image in Skyrim Gallery
"And I get them all outside, they all crumble in to ash piles and then the cell never loads again because there's 27 piles of smoldering ash eating up my frame rate. " The Ritual Stone doesn't reduce your "followers" to ash. You can actually reuse them! Then, when they kill a bunch of new victims, you add them to the roster and so on and so on! That said, there instead would be 107 bodies fucking up your frame rate. So, yeah. Hard pass. -
47 Ancient Nord arrows and 2 level-ups of Archery.
vancleef commented on Kendo 2's gallery image in Skyrim Gallery
I don't actually expect you to do this, BTW. It just seems a shame to waste all that free cannon fodder.
