vancleef
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I remember the first time I saw this movie as a kid, I more or less paraphrased this:
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The Kingdom of the Crystal Suck made more money than the Dud of Destiny. If I ever needed a concise description of Hollywood's collapse, that's it.
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Biden. Feinsten. McConnell. Fetterman. Our country is literally being run by retards.
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Is that John Cougar Melon Balls? Because, if so, he is the most Elitist piece of shit I ever met. I kid you not...this is a True Story. My brother is in the local Stagehands Union and occasionally I work shows when they need extra hands. I worked a John Mellencamp show and before we started the job, the steward gathered everyone around and (again I KID YOU NOT!) said "The production has stated that no one is to approach Mister Mellencamp for any reason, even if it's a matter of health and safety. He is absolutely not to be addressed in any manner." If I hadn't been there and heard it with my own ears I would have called bullshit. But I was there. And that was what was said. Fuck him and his Indiana Farmboy ass.
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Bridge should only ever be cast as the leading lady's kooky best friend. When is Holly Weird going to realize that casting a woman who looks like a gawky teenaged boy is not what people who watch movies want to see? I mean, please and by all means , correct me if I'm wrong but do even women who look like Bridge want to see her in leading roles or do they want a different actor?
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Haha! When they all start screaming like little bitches at 10 minutes!!! I also love how the protesters think that hundreds of vehicles idling with their AC on for hours helps the planet. Fucking morons.
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Elana and her Fiendish Friends is pretty cool. The NPC is fully voiced and her lines are hilarious, kind of a mix between enthusiastic novice mage and goofy Goth Girl. There's an entire quest attached to her to explore dungeons for ingredients and unique spells. The spell effects are hilarious. Add one of the sex mod extensions for her and you get even more goofy dialogue. Just finished a playthrough with her and highly recommend the mod. -
Elana from Netherworks "Elana and her Fiendish Friends" mod
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There's a reason bedrooms have doors and voting booths have curtains because what people are doing behind them ain't my fucking business. But more and more I'm having those same private choices shoved down my throat and being told, "it's my business!" Guess what, Kids? I still don't give a fuck. But if you keep pushing me to choose a side, then you're not going to like my choice because I will choose my blood and clan over anyone else. And do not get between me and my People.
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I use a Skyrim SE spell but stick with what you've created. It looks way better. Also, is that the ghost of Tovluld? -
I just cheat and cast a "ghost form" spell on the character!
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I watched this twice and actually laughed harder the second time through!
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I find myself computing the cost of real life dating as opposed to having an AI girlfriend at $300 a month. It might result in more bang for your buck. I mean, you could easily drop $300 bucks just one night in a club only to end up jacking off alone at home after all. At least the AI chick will take off her clothes.
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Geez, that was professional Politician non-speak, right there! What the fuck did her dialogue even mean?
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In my city (Pittsburgh) an influencer just got arrested for encouraging an event in which a bunch of Gearheads stook over a section of Interstate bridge by blocking a tunnel and the on ramps so they could film their cars doing burnouts! What needs to be done in addition to any fines or sentences is to ban these idiots from all platforms for life. I don't know if that's feasible but certainly the big names (Twitter, FB, Instagram, etc) could enforce the ban. The good news is that the drag racing idiots filmed everything. The police have license plate numbers and faces to go with the crime. http://Florida man charged after drag racing event on Fort Pitt Bridge - CBS Pittsburgh (cbsnews.com)
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This was a big issue with Pro Hockey years back, if I remember. They wanted NFL paychecks but the sport was nowhere near as bringing in the same revenue. In my hometown of Pittsburgh, the Penguins are incredibly popular. But it's nothing compared to football Sundays. You can skip church but you do not skip the football game!
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He turned her flanks and penetrated her rear! -
If it ain't the Steelers, I ain't interested! Go Black & Gold!
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Ha! All Vanilla lighting and 2K (I think!) graphics! Gotta thank Bethesda for that one! I play SE. All I did was download the mod at Nexus. Had to run it through Bodyslide to convert to UNP. That's the sum total of my abilities! -
Anyone else notice how cleverly one of the rescuers dug out two different protesters hands in the same chuck of asphalt, leaving them stuck together? Buy that man a fucking drink!
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Derp! I always forget credits! The outfit is from the DX Fetish Fashion collection.
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"Finally! Someone useful is around!"
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Figuring out new ways to fuck the Nords.
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The Triumphant Return of Kendo Comixxx! Rugel is a blowhard on a mission. Equal parts hubris, ability and chicanery, he'll have you in stitches both literally and figuratively. A hilarious romp through Tamriel that features babes, brawling and blunders. Oh...and sexy green Goth bitches! -
Thank fucking Baby Jeebus you got your Mojo back! Loved it. No spoilers here but the "monologue" line? I literally lol-ed!
