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vancleef

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  1. Right? I listen to a lot of True Crime when I work and it's ridiculous that they have these warnings before a video. It's a True Crime video, for fuck's sake! Of course it's grim!
  2. I love the bit where he says he'd like to share his therapist's advice if he could AFFORD A FUCKING THERAPIST!
  3. Just think! You'll still be able to vote even after you're dead!
  4. Thank you! Good luck with that SJW Studies diploma!
  5. My Lil' Brother's band finally recording after the Covid lockdown fucked them! He's the bass player.
  6. Oh, it's everywhere in gaming, I assure you! My main hobby (and career, for that matter) is painting Historical and Fantasy Miniatures. The last time I posted a photo of recent work on Facebook, in less than five comments, the discussion devolved into a political rant. It's sad but kind of hilarious at the same time. The photo below of a group of miniatures from my own collection, representing a band of Pulp Heroes from one of my wargaming club's recent games, resulted in the SECOND comment in the thread bashing Imperialism. Imperialism. Under a photo of fucking Toy Soldiers? I was laughing and fuming at the same time.
  7. "Ugly Women's Lobby reports a dry spell." Comedy Gold, right there!
  8. Truth, sadly, is funnier than fiction... https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/satire-reality-nearly-100-babylon-bee-joke-stories-come-true?fbclid=IwAR0Y86QTdVu5dF2oDOWXP1px6Mlmwfz3E7di5X65_w2aXT8ZbzCNRiaQgu8
  9. Finally got a night free from customer orders and painted something for myself. Scratch built a custom base for the 28mm miniature of Snake Plissken from Escape From New York:
  10. "Mom, can I have a handgun?" "No! You're five!" "Mom, can I drive the car?" "No! You're five!" "Mom, can I drink whiskey?" "No! You're five!" "Mom, can I get a sex change?" "You know best, dear!"
  11. Lessee...X & X Chromosome and X & Y Chromosome. Nope. Still just two. I mean, it's that fucking science they're raving about all the other times, amiright?
  12. As far as I'm concerned, anyone who wants to defend MS 13 should be locked up with them for a month. Bet that would change their minds real quick, assuming they survived.
  13. BWHAHAHAHAHA! Next they'll be asking for funds to build a border wall! https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/restoring-america/fairness-justice/san-franciscos-mayor-wants-28m-to-fund-police
  14. Guyliner at its finest!
  15. Pretty sure I'm a Lesbian because I totally dig chicks! Also, I can rock mascara, so, extra points?
  16. "Hey, Sweet Thang! Just 'cuz there's snow on the roof don't mean I ain't got heat in the furnace!"
  17. Only if it's Dr Seuss or Huckleberry Finn! Otherwise, it's censorship! It's hilarious that a few years ago Libtards were banning books and it was okay. Now, Florida wants to take a couple off the shelf and they're Nazis?
  18. Punctuation marks are confusing to many semi-literate people and it's now considered offensive to use them because it makes dumb people feel...well...dumb.
  19. But on the bright side. Bjornk is back! Welcome home!
  20. Welp. looks like I let Bill Gates track me for nothing! Somebody brought a bunch of loud, sticky kids to our last Wargame Club meet and the little bastards gave me Covid! Good thing I had all those shots, though, huh? Oh...um... For the record, it seemed like any other flu: chills, fever, sick mouth that makes my coffee taste like shit, the usual. Lasted only 24 hours.
  21. Haha! Didn't the corporations learn anything after Gillette's Toxic Masculinity $5 Billion Fail? Wizards Of The Coast And Dungeons & Dragons Executive Kyle Brink Demands White Males Leave Tabletop Gaming - Bounding Into Comics
  22. Lady, your talent continues to amaze me!
  23. Vociferous Anti Gun Activist has now killed more people with a firearm than 99% of legal owners...
  24. If she is, she's crying all the way to her Swiss Bank.
  25. We lost a Legend this week. RIP Jeff Beck.
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