Kendo 2 Posted February 23, 2021 Author Share Posted February 23, 2021 Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States.... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endgameaddiction Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendo 2 Posted February 26, 2021 Author Share Posted February 26, 2021 I posted this over at LL so they can unironically delete it because it makes their authoritarian politics look as bad as they really. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vancleef Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 6 hours ago, Kendo 2 said: I posted this over at LL so they can unironically delete it because it makes their authoritarian politics look as bad as they really. Car Jacking who? Nobody's fucking commuting right now! Our city's traffic has been notorious in the past, what with all our bridges, tunnels and hills. Now, commuters are getting home in less than half-hour! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nessa Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 21 hours ago, Kendo 2 said: I posted this over at LL so they can unironically delete it because it makes their authoritarian politics look as bad as they really. Kendo, I'm DYING of laughter over your comments in that thread!!! I lost it over the one about the woman with daddy issues. Of course it's all truth too. Those are some red pill nukes in there! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendo 2 Posted February 27, 2021 Author Share Posted February 27, 2021 China is literally up the Biden admin's ass... 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ritualclarity Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 14 hours ago, Kendo 2 said: China is literally up the Biden admin's ass... Not really in error... after all politicians and diplomats have their heads up their asses. China was just following where their head was... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endgameaddiction Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 Well, there goes my plans to be a pirate. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nessa Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 9 hours ago, endgameaddiction said: Well, there goes my plans to be a pirate. A youtube fail for me. Bach played in the beginning. One small taste of that and I had to find MORE immediately. And curiously with that on, I finished several icons, two vector cartoons and a bunch of other stuff in record time. Coincidence? I'd better stay away from Vivaldi or I might be ruling the country by tomorrow. Also: there are other pirates now anyway. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endgameaddiction Posted March 3, 2021 Share Posted March 3, 2021 Millennials: We eat Tide Pods. Gen Z: We use Gorilla Glue for gel. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nessa Posted March 3, 2021 Share Posted March 3, 2021 6 hours ago, endgameaddiction said: Gen Z: We use Gorilla Glue for gel. That video needs a warning label. WARNING: may cause eye damage from excessive hideousness. Viewer discretion advised. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendo 2 Posted March 4, 2021 Author Share Posted March 4, 2021 The Presidential 'State of the Union' address should be coming up soon. I wonder who'll be doing it...or will they do it at all? I really hope bumbling Biden does it so we can hear him say 'nigger' again. I know it's bad but I can't stop laughing. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkpaz Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 (edited) The State of the Union will go more like this: Okay, more like this, with asking Nancy for permission to speak: Now for Nance to take his launch codes and war powers from him. Edited March 4, 2021 by Alkpaz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendo 2 Posted March 5, 2021 Author Share Posted March 5, 2021 If something was ever cringeworthy...this is it. Good Lord. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nessa Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 So apparently the Disney folks have made a new Star Wars character that is a ... rock. Named ... Geode. Apparently Geode is the navigator for a ship named.... "Vessel". 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendo 2 Posted March 8, 2021 Author Share Posted March 8, 2021 Woke Twitteratti will still find a way to complain about it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vancleef Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 Mining is harmful to our mineral friends and should be banned! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nessa Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 Well I guess in Star Wars the phrase "You're as dumb as a rock!" must now be racist!! Oh the agony! Other important questions: when are Star Wars stories going to show adequate representation of rocks? We only have ONE, that's very problematic. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendo 2 Posted March 9, 2021 Author Share Posted March 9, 2021 She's a babe...and savage. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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endgameaddiction Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 3 hours ago, Kendo 2 said: She's a babe...and savage. I loved when she got in O'Rourke's face about the 2nd Amendment. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vancleef Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 The real cringe is the misspelled word "idyllic" but otherwise it really puts all this bullshit in perspective. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendo 2 Posted March 9, 2021 Author Share Posted March 9, 2021 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nessa Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 Well, new Firefox extension changes "bitch" to "boss"! Because... blah blah women blah blah statistics so it must be true blah blah women most affected because reasons blah blah. https://blog.mozilla.org/firefox/firefox-b-tch-to-boss-extension/ I'm happy to know that Mozilla thinks I'm so fragile, I need an extension to protect me from the "horrid" word bitch. How... stunning an brave of them to help us poor stupid females use that "techy" stuff. As such, I propose a new extension: the Corporate Speak Translator! A simple filter to help cut through the bull of those corporate press releases. Mozilla --> Stupid Ass Bitch dignity --> degeneracy individual--> homogeneous civil --> uninteresting Now for a quick test! Mozilla corporation is committed to an internet that promotes civil discourse, human dignity and individual expression. Stupid Ass Bitch corporation is committed to an internet that promotes uninteresting discourse, human degeneracy and homogeneous expression. Not bad. Could have the beginning of a decent translator here! 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endgameaddiction Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 Not a fan of deodorant spray, but now I see it can be used as repellent. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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